Full six page strict sorority dress code from demanding, crazy Cornell Pi Beta Phi leader - starcasm.net

“You best possess a mani pedi when you are getting to Ithaca.”

“No have to seduce all of them with caked on black eye shadows. And when anybody loves to try that, it’s me, don’t misunderstand me. Just saying.”

“I’m also strange about add-ons. I’m not to imply you need to be putting on the Harry Winston wreath that i can enjoy it, however i am saying I won't tolerate any gross plastic shizz. Remember: less is much more. I really like things on arms, and that i demand ear-rings in case your ears are pierced.”

These are merely a couple of classic lines from Cornell’s Phi Beta Phi’s upper leadership team, possibly among the ladies within the pic above.  (via Fashionista)

This sorority girl must sit lower having a topless Dr. Came so he is able to explain personality disorders  like narcissism to her. Then she must sit lower with Snooki and J-Woww for style tips. She clearly has everything all which-ways wrong.

The good thing about all this is the way demanding she's. It can make me want to appear in one of these simple hurry functions inside a satin dress w/h cleavage (from Kim Zolciak’s ebay collection), plastic shizz bracelets, feather ear-rings, along with a face filled with dark makeup highlighted with a hairy upper lip. I wish to in some way operate in frumpy AND cameltoe within this ensemble, but it’s going to take a few work. My date is going to be Leighton Meester, who won't be putting on American Bald eagle, but additionally hawks the stuff. Leighton Meester also knows the finer concepts of stylish make-up application:

Leighton Meester like a goth vampire drag full

Within this picture  Leighton’s already checked off about 20 no-nos from Pi Beta Phi’s list! She’s my new hero.

Here is the entire, six-page list:


















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